THE BIRTH OF KICK ASS
After spending 50 years mastering karate amongst the extraterrestrials aboard the mothership, Karate Elvis has finally beamed back to Earth—and he’s on a mission. With a rhinestone-studded gi, a black belt in rock ’n’ roll, and hips that break hearts and shatter boards, the King of Karate is here to do two things: kick evil’s ass and play music that kicks ass.
Karate Elvis and the Kick-Ass Band deliver a cosmic collision of blistering guitar licks, high- flying karate kicks, and hip-shakin’ grooves your mama never warned you about. They honor the energy of the 1970s Elvis live experience, while throwing in killer tracks the King never got to sing. This ain’t your daddy’s Elvis tribute—it’s a dojo of sound where every note lands like a roundhouse to the soul.
Expect powerhouse vocals, vintage swagger, and stage moves that laugh in the face of gravity. Whether he’s splitting boards or splitting hearts, Karate Elvis proves rock ’n’ roll isn’t dead—it’s throwing spin kicks in a rhinestone gi.
Book them now—before they beam back to the mothership.